I Forgot About This

Kinja'd!!! "Raphael Orlove" (orlove)
01/01/2015 at 15:22 • Filed to: beaters

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!!  > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 15:25

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How about some January madness?


Kinja'd!!! T5Killer > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 15:28

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That was awesome!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 15:39

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Still some bullshit.

/sobs over another drink.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 15:46

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Looking to beat off again?


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 15:53

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That was a good time.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 16:02

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I hope you'll do another! There are so many more beaters that need consideration.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 16:03

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Hail bird satan 666


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 16:39

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The nomination that made me almost try to buy a W123.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Raphael Orlove
01/01/2015 at 16:47

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Please do another one this year. Different contestants and or category though. Or at least take out the W123.


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > Viggen
01/02/2015 at 06:41

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I have some thoughts.

Maybe take it up a notch.

Instead of total utter beaters, move up to semi-respectable, almost acceptable daily drivers, cars that just might cost up to five or even six thousand dollars without triggering deep-seated internal alarms.

Of course there is tremendous potential range.

Lookie at my list, just cobbled a moment ago,

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Warty but Sporty

300zx

SC400

Civic Si hatchback

GTI

Capri turbo xr2

240sx convertible

Mazda6 the pretty one

Infiniti M30 the rare one

BMW E36, they getting trashy

VW Corrado VR6

Saab 9-3 Turbo, it's Opelent

Cadillac Catera

190E stick

Maxima stick post-4DSC

Volvo C70 (the first gen)

Mustang S95, V8

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Cheap to stay cheerful?

Isuzu Stylus

Daihatsu Charade, they're out there

Toyota Echo

Nissan Versa (the first one)

Mitsubishi Lancer (eh)

Pontiac Sunfire (ECH)

VW TDI, Golf or jetta MkII

Suzuki Swift 1.3

Suzuki Aerio (Sedan fwd)

Ford Escort ZX2

Buick Skylark (Early? No. The Freak!

Pontiac Grand Am (BODY CLADDING)

Olds Achieva or Allegra

Nissan Sentra, malaise years

Chevy Cobalt

Dodge Caliber

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Road Tripper

Saab 9000 if they exist still, or 9-5

Audi 200 Avant

Toyota Cressida, bitches

Ford Five Hundred

Lexus LS400

Infiniti I30

Benz W126 420SEL

2003 Accord

Grand Marquis (sue me)

BMW 525i

Old-Ass Camry

Olds Intrigue

Buick LeSabre

VW Passat 1.8T

Dodge Intrepid (either?)

Hyundai XG300 (?)

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Curb-Hoppers

Suzuki Aerio awd wagon

Earliest Honda CRV

Land Cruiser with 250k miles

Montero Sport

Mercury Mountaineer

Isuzu Ascender

Isuzu Trooper

Subaru Legacy

Ford Escape

Daihatsu Rocky

VW Quantum Synchro Wagon

Lincoln Navigator

First-gen Benz ML350

300E 4Matic w 350k miles

Lamborghini LM002 replica

Ex-police Crown Vic w snow tires

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Honorable "Wild Cards" and/or substitutes,

Olds Aurora,

Pontiac Trans Am,

Infiniti G20

Infiniti G35

Alfa 164

Et al…


Kinja'd!!! Raphael Orlove > Leadbull
01/02/2015 at 09:22

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all hail bird satan


Kinja'd!!! mwoodski > Raphael Orlove
01/02/2015 at 23:24

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damn, look how good that camaro looks


Kinja'd!!! BenLikesCars > BenLikesCars
01/03/2015 at 10:21

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I should remember to put an Aztek into that...