![]() 01/01/2015 at 15:22 • Filed to: beaters | ![]() | ![]() |
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , but so much fun.
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![]() 01/01/2015 at 15:25 |
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How about some January madness?
![]() 01/01/2015 at 15:28 |
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That was awesome!
![]() 01/01/2015 at 15:39 |
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Still some bullshit.
/sobs over another drink.
![]() 01/01/2015 at 15:46 |
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Looking to beat off again?
![]() 01/01/2015 at 15:53 |
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That was a good time.
![]() 01/01/2015 at 16:02 |
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I hope you'll do another! There are so many more beaters that need consideration.
![]() 01/01/2015 at 16:03 |
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Hail bird satan 666
![]() 01/01/2015 at 16:39 |
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The nomination that made me almost try to buy a W123.
![]() 01/01/2015 at 16:47 |
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Please do another one this year. Different contestants and or category though. Or at least take out the W123.
![]() 01/02/2015 at 06:41 |
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I have some thoughts.
Maybe take it up a notch.
Instead of total utter beaters, move up to semi-respectable, almost acceptable daily drivers, cars that just might cost up to five or even six thousand dollars without triggering deep-seated internal alarms.
Of course there is tremendous potential range.
Lookie at my list, just cobbled a moment ago,
And in tacky text:
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Warty but Sporty
300zx
SC400
Civic Si hatchback
GTI
Capri turbo xr2
240sx convertible
Mazda6 the pretty one
Infiniti M30 the rare one
BMW E36, they getting trashy
VW Corrado VR6
Saab 9-3 Turbo, it's Opelent
Cadillac Catera
190E stick
Maxima stick post-4DSC
Volvo C70 (the first gen)
Mustang S95, V8
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Cheap to stay cheerful?
Isuzu Stylus
Daihatsu Charade, they're out there
Toyota Echo
Nissan Versa (the first one)
Mitsubishi Lancer (eh)
Pontiac Sunfire (ECH)
VW TDI, Golf or jetta MkII
Suzuki Swift 1.3
Suzuki Aerio (Sedan fwd)
Ford Escort ZX2
Buick Skylark (Early? No. The Freak!
Pontiac Grand Am (BODY CLADDING)
Olds Achieva or Allegra
Nissan Sentra, malaise years
Chevy Cobalt
Dodge Caliber
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Road Tripper
Saab 9000 if they exist still, or 9-5
Audi 200 Avant
Toyota Cressida, bitches
Ford Five Hundred
Lexus LS400
Infiniti I30
Benz W126 420SEL
2003 Accord
Grand Marquis (sue me)
BMW 525i
Old-Ass Camry
Olds Intrigue
Buick LeSabre
VW Passat 1.8T
Dodge Intrepid (either?)
Hyundai XG300 (?)
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Curb-Hoppers
Suzuki Aerio awd wagon
Earliest Honda CRV
Land Cruiser with 250k miles
Montero Sport
Mercury Mountaineer
Isuzu Ascender
Isuzu Trooper
Subaru Legacy
Ford Escape
Daihatsu Rocky
VW Quantum Synchro Wagon
Lincoln Navigator
First-gen Benz ML350
300E 4Matic w 350k miles
Lamborghini LM002 replica
Ex-police Crown Vic w snow tires
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Honorable "Wild Cards" and/or substitutes,
Olds Aurora,
Pontiac Trans Am,
Infiniti G20
Infiniti G35
Alfa 164
Et al…
![]() 01/02/2015 at 09:22 |
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all hail bird satan
![]() 01/02/2015 at 23:24 |
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damn, look how good that camaro looks
![]() 01/03/2015 at 10:21 |
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I should remember to put an Aztek into that...